One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
Probably one of my favorite posts I’ve ever seen on tumblr
Made. My. Day.
this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
Here, have some Grinch on your dash~
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”